an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me
genres people have said are the worst in response to this (including the deleted comment section)
funk, house, reggae, disco, gospel, bluesgrass, dubstep, country.
introspection done: zero
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fixed up an old comic that was sitting in my files. i love lucina and morgan’s sibling dynamic… one is a cheery bookworm mage and the other is a stern faced swordsman but they’re both stupid dorks
We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like
Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.
take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds
Recommended by my optometrist
Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.
Repeat twice, then again without glasses.
Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.
Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.
Roll eyes twice.
Close eyes for five minutes.
I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.
Why don't zoomers use emulators or torrent things anymore? A good amount of zoomers could probably figure it out with time but people either just buy digital games or use pirate streaming sites.
I think there’s a certain technical knowledge gap between people whose first computer was a Windows XP machine and people whose first computer was an iPad. On a mobile device like that, even the filesystem is abstracted away from you, so if that’s all you’ve used your whole life, you may not know what a “folder” or a “file” is. If you don’t know what those are, how could you be expected to understand something like torrenting? Then add the layer of a VPN, which is basically a necessity when torrenting lest you get a love letter from your ISP, and I’d say it’s all but impenetrable for our strawman.
Idk man. Torrenting isn’t hard, but there’s a barrier to entry that a lot of people who grew up using smartphones aren’t equipped to handle. There are plenty of millenials who don’t know how to torrent either, and plenty of zoomers who do. It’s just a technological generation gap.
a big reason is that zoomers are terrified of “viruses”, an amorphous threat they’ve heard about their whole lives in association with piracy but don’t actually understand. I run a discord specifically geared towards helping newbies learn to pirate things and generally be more independent on their devices and this is usually the first bit of misinformation (that viruses are omnipresent and all-powerful and impossible to avoid) we have to debunk for people.
in working with people on this project I’m finding that fear in general is a major generational culture difference. zoomers are terrified of everything. they have a good reason to be, don’t get me wrong, but most of them have been taught no coping skills or resiliency whatsoever, they’ve just been raised to be scared of everything all the time without any lessons on how to do things that scare them and manage risk, and a lot of them only have avoidance as a coping tool.
they especially have not been taught to critically think about supposed threats or research the truth about rumors or stories they’ve heard, and “researching” anything on Google is now such a dicey proposition I’m not sure you can even really debunk things for yourself anymore unless you’ve already grown up without Web 3. this isn’t their fault, their parents and teachers have done this intentionally, but it really makes me angry that so many young people are being needlessly made to suffer like this.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that so much zoomer horror, especially creepypasta, is based on the ideas of ghosts in the machine, malevolent third party or “rogue” software, mind controlling corporate software projects, etc. millennials wrote most of these stories but zoomers are the primary audience and their consumption of the genre reflects their anxieties about technology
I reblogged this plain and then realised I had something useful to add:
Having taught a lot of zoomers in undergraduate courses the past few years, honestly, a lot of them just… have not ever been taught how computers work.
I have more than once pulled up task manager on a student’s computer because they said it was slow and thought it was broken, and they thought I was doing some kind of wizardry. They had no idea what a CPU was, or what RAM was, or that the computer had physical limits based on internal components.
The worst case I’ve seen, the student had over 50 instances of Chrome open, over 600 tabs, two separate concurrently running instances of the native Netflix app running different shows that were paused in place, over 40 Word documents, and half a dozen Excel spreadsheets for different classes. Plus dozens of PDFs in Adobe, chat programs, and other things beside.
Their CPU was at 100%, their RAM was at 100%, and their computer temperatures were at “actually melting inside” levels. They thought these things were normal, because they had never been taught what they were.
None of this is their fault! But it is a problem.
Somewhere between my generation going through school in the 90s and 2000s and zoomers going through in the 2000s and 2010s, we just collectively stopped teaching people how shit works.
No one is torrenting because they don’t know how to tell when something is wrong with their computer to begin with, so they’re utterly terrified of anything that will increase the risk that things go wrong.
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about
did you guys know people roleplay succession characters on linkedin
also:
RHEA RIPLEY
WWE WrestleMania, April 1st, 2023
tsarina-anadyomene-deactivated2:
playing devil’s advocate is good for your brain and you’re destroying an essential component of actually thinking by demonizing it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_charity
Even if you disagree with a position, it’s in your own interest to make sure people reject that position for the right reasons
Similarly, if you don’t address the weak points in your own position, your opposition will. You might as well do it yourself and make sure the rebuttal against those points of criticism is as comprehensive and full as possible.
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)
CHILI
dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
- “jesus christ” “who’s that”
- “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
- referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
- adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
- “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”
feel free to add more
This is a compiled list of some of my favorite pieces of short horror fiction, ranging from classics to modern-day horror, and includes links to where the full story can be read for free. Please be aware that any of these stories may contain subject matter you find disturbing, offensive, or otherwise distressing. Exercise caution when reading. Image art is from Scarecrow: Year One.
PSYCHOLOGICAL: tense, dread-inducing horror that preys upon the human psyche and aims to frighten on a mental or emotional level.
- “The Frolic” by Thomas Ligotti, 1989
- “Button, Button” by Richard Matheson, 1970
- “89.1 FM” by Jimmy Juliano, 2015
- “The Yellow Wallpaper” by Charlotte Perkins Gilman, 1892
- “Death at 421 Stockholm Street“ by C.K. Walker, 2016
- “The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas” by Ursula K. Le Guin, 1973
- “An Empty Prison” by Matt Dymerski, 2018
- “A Suspicious Gift” by Algernon Blackwood, 1906
CURSED: stories concerning characters afflicted with a curse, either by procuring a plagued object or as punishment for their own nefarious actions.
- “How Spoilers Bleed” by Clive Barker, 1991
- “A Warning to the Curious” by M.R. James, 1925
- “each thing i show you is a piece of my death” by Stephen J. Barringer and Gemma Files, 2010
- “The Road Virus Heads North” by Stephen King, 1999
- “Ring Once for Death” by Robert Arthur, 1954
- “The Mary Hillenbrand Cassette“ by Jimmy Juliano, 2016
- “The Monkey’s Paw” by W.W. Jacobs, 1902
MONSTERS: tales of ghouls, creeps, and everything in between.
- “The Curse of Yig” by H.P. Lovecraft and Zealia Bishop, 1929
- “The Oddkids” by S.M. Piper, 2015
- “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” by Richard Matheson
- “The Graveyard Rats” by Henry Kuttner, 1936
- “Tall Man” by C.K. Walker, 2016
- “The Quest for Blank Claveringi“ by Patricia Highsmith, 1967
- “The Showers” by Dylan Sindelar, 2012
CLASSICS: terrifying fiction written by innovators of literary horror.
- “The Tell-Tale Heart” by Edgar Allan Poe, 1843
- “The Interlopers” by Saki, 1919
- “The Statement of Randolph Carter“ by H.P. Lovecraft, 1920
- “The Damned Thing” by Ambrose Pierce, 1893
- “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” by Washington Irving, 1820
- “August Heat” by W.F. Harvey, 1910
- “The Black Cat” by Edgar Allan Poe, 1843
SUPERNATURAL: stories varying from spooky to sober, featuring lurking specters, wandering souls, and those haunted by ghosts and grief.
- “Nora’s Visitor” by Russell R. James, 2011
- “The Pale Man” by Julius Long, 1934
- “A Collapse of Horses” by Brian Evenson, 2013
- “The Jigsaw Puzzle” by J.B. Stamper, 1977
- “The Mayor Will Make A Brief Statement and then Take Questions” by David Nickle, 2013
- “The Night Wire” by H.F. Arnold, 1926
- “Postcards from Natalie” by Carrie Laben, 2016
UNSETTLING: fiction that explores particularly disturbing topics, such as mutilation, violence, and body horror. Not recommended for readers who may be offended or upset by graphic content.
- “Survivor Type” by Stephen King, 1982
- “I’m On My Deathbed So I’m Coming Clean…” by M.J. Pack, 2018
- “In the Hills, the Cities” by Clive Barker, 1984
- “The New Fish” by T.W. Grim, 2013
- “The Screwfly Solution” by Racoona Sheldon, 1977
- “In the Darkness of the Fields” by Ho_Jun, 2015
- “The October Game” by Ray Bradbury, 1948
- “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison, 1967
HAPPY READING, HORROR FANS!
I’ve been doing some reading and have more stories to add:
PSYCHOLOGICAL:
- “Paradise Pine” by C.K. Walker, 2016
- “Suffer the Little Children” by Stephen King, 1972
- “Rocking Horse Creek” by C.K. Walker, 2016
- “The Ledge” by Stephen King, 1978
- “Ted the Caver” by Ted, 2001
- “The Fly-paper” by Elizabeth Taylor, 1969
CURSED:
- “The Reaper’s Image” by Stephen King, 1969
- “Correspondence” by Bloodstains, 2011
- “Casting the Runes” by M.R. James, 1911
- “The Dionaea House” by Eric Heisserer, 2004
- “1408″ by Stephen King, 1999
- “Stinson Beach” by Walter Smith, 2011
MONSTERS:
- “The Crawlers” by Jimmy Juliano, 2014
- “Pickman’s Model” by H.P. Lovecraft, 1927
- “Dollhouse” by C.K. Walker, 2016
- “I Love My Grandparents’ Fireplace” by Rona Vaselaar, 2016
- “Click-clack the Rattlebag“ by Neil Gaiman, 2015
CLASSICS:
- “Oh, Whistle, and I’ll Come to You, My Lad” by M.R. James, 1904
- “The Voice in the Night” by William Hope Hodgson, 1907
- “The Cask of Amontillado“ by Edgar Allan Poe, 1847
- “A Sound of Thunder” by Ray Bradbury, 1952
- “Cool Air” by H.P. Lovecraft, 1928
SUPERNATURAL:
- “It Was a Different Time” by Cymoril Melnibone, 2018
- “The Testament of Magdalen Blair” by Aleister Crowley, 1929
- “Instructions for the Babysitter” by CR Jones, 2018
- “The Hand” by Guy de Maupassant, 1880
- “63 Years Ago” by Jake Healey, 2016
UNSETTLING:
- “Window” by Bob Leman, 1980
- “No Matter Which Way We Turned” by Brian Evenson, 2016
- “The M Show Fan Club” by lenalona, 2013
- “The Dune” by Stephen King, 2011
- “Jacqueline Ess: Her Will And Testament“ by Clive Barker, 1984
- “The Judge” by Rona Vaselaar, 2015
ENJOY!
Here’s some more stories I’ve enjoyed, bringing the list total to 125 scary tales:
PSYCHOLOGICAL:
- “Nightcrawlers” by Robert R. Mccammon, 1984
- “Burn” by C.K. Walker, 2016
- “Examination Day” by Henry Slesar, 1958
- “Miriam” by Truman Capote, 1945
- “To See the Invisible Man” by Robert Silverberg, 1979
- “A Conversation with a Stranger on the Bus” by C.M., 2019
- “The Man Who Loved Flowers” by Stephen King, 1977
- “Paleontologists Were We” by C.K. Walker, 2016
CURSED:
- “The Hourglass Tattoo” by The Dead Canary, 2019
- “I Uncovered the Disturbing Truth Behind a Haunted Film…” by Joel Farrelly, 2015
- “Moomaw’s Curses” by Pippinacious, 2017
- “A Curse is Killing My Friends and I’m Next” by Zamil Akhtar, 2017
- “The Cat From Hell” by Stephen King, 1977
- “I’ve Been Getting Strange Letters from the St. Louis Prison” by Andrew Harmon, 2015
- “The Ash-tree” by M.R. James, 1904
MONSTERS:
- “The Midnight Meat Train” by Clive Barker, 1984
- “Recluse” by Jimmy Juliano, 2016
- “The Raft” by Stephen King, 1982
- “Mr. Widemouth” by perfectcircle35, 2010
- “The Beast of Averoigne” by Clark Ashton Smith, 1932
- “Graveyard Shift” by Stephen King, 1970
- “The Puppet in the Tree” by Dopabeane, 2018
- “The Autopsy” by Michael Shea, 1980
CLASSICS:
- “The Triumph of Night” by Edith Wharton, 1914
- “Specialty of the House” by Stanley Ellin, 1956
- “The Oval Portrait” by Edgar Allan Poe, 1842
- “The Mezzotint” by M.R. James, 1904
- “The Occupant of the Room” by Algernon Blackwood, 1917
- “Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?” by Joyce Carol Oates, 1966
- “The Waxwork” by A.M. Burrage, 1931
- “The Terrible Old Man” by H.P. Lovecraft, 1920
SUPERNATURAL:
- “The Stillwood King” by Kris Straub, 2008
- “She’s Gotten One Step Closer Every Night…” by Nick Botic, 2018
- “Beauty” by Robert R. Mccammon, 1990
- “My Girlfriend Talks in Her Sleep…” by Ryan Matthews, 2018
- “The Everlasting Club” by Arthur Gray, 1910
- “Char” by C.K. Walker, 2016
- “The River Styx Runs Upstream” by Dan Simmons, 1981
- “Lemon Blossom Girl” by Kris Straub, 2008
- “How to Summon the Butter Street Hitchhiker” by Chris Hicks, 2018
UNSETTLING:
- “Soft” by F. Paul Wilson, 1984
- “The Taxidermied Child” by Tobias Wade, 2019
- “It’s a Good Life” by Jerome Bixby, 1953
- “Magnum Opus” by C.K. Walker, 2016
- “Something Passed By” by Robert R. McCammon, 1990
- “The Stretching Party” by Nick Botic, 2018
- “Incident On and Off a Mountain Road” by Joe R. Lansdale, 1991
- “Other People” by Neil Gaiman, 2001
HAVE FUN!