Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 4686 Notes

You're always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they're anything special.

- radiofreederry

cryptotheism:

radiofreederry:

cryptotheism:

radiofreederry:

cryptotheism:

You’re just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.

Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don’t have.

Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.

I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 69188 Notes

stars-and-birds:

quick what is everyone doing right now

#sitting with shrimp posture on my bed on my laptop #thinking about how i wanted to make a list of things to do so when i bored I can look at it and pick something #if im bored and nothing sounds good then maybe finishing that book i started reading like a year ago will give me a sense of accomplishment #but also i want to write something with my characters but idk what and also i have to go to sleep within an hours bc work tomorrow
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023

I bought a ssd for my laptop like a month ago and haven’t installed it yet :| idk if we even have the right sized screwdrivers to open it

#ty talks
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 41149 Notes

chaotic-neutral-knitter:

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 120149 Notes

commodorecliche:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

vergess:

moniquill:

thesituation:

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ÂĽ of your income.

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties….

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Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 1888 Notes

maxbegone:

today’s family debate is bagels. so, I’ll ask the question:

what is the best bagel flavor

plain

sesame

poppyseed

everything

whole wheat

egg

cinnamon raisin

I don’t eat bagels

more than one

other (share in the tags)

#Rosemary and olive oil #this is a hill im willing to die on #but blueberry is good too
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 7604 Notes

thoughtportal:

Indigenous Horror Films

#to watch #movies
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 11714 Notes

emptyblissdotmp3:

literary analysis being posited as this boring grueling penance that only miserable people insist on is very dumb as an idea but its even more dumb to me, the guy who gets so excited about it that he has to clap and pound his fists against the ground and walk in circles at a dizzying speed unbeknownst to man

#man. i wrote a goddamn essay analyzing a character today in a comment. it was genuinely the longest comment ive written on anything #like I understand why the writing decision was made but like it just felt lazyyyyy #it wouldve been better for his character if he didn't agree to it but yeah whatever i get it 🙄 #analysis is so fun i love it
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 1026 Notes
#I SAW THESE IN JAPAN!! #there was a store that was all gatcha machines in harajuku. 2 floors of it #and apparently there was another store in akihabara with 2000 of them. absolutely wild
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 4408 Notes

thelove-rs:

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

#YAYYYY YAY!!!!! NO DEADLINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 14905 Notes

archie-morris:

You find yourself stuck in an elevator with your icon and your username. How happy are you?

#''why tf are there two fish in this elevator?''
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 269 Notes

skipitty-bop:

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scene painting of the RvBR prologue ^_^

#oh my god #had to zoom in to believe #rvb
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 15938 Notes

jaxbeetle:

jaxbeetle:

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Everything Across the Spider-verse All at Once

You can grab an art print of this piece here ^_^

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#atsv #eeaao
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 44227 Notes

inthefallofasparrow:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

SON: May I speak?
MOTHER: You may not.
SON: But I have just cause to do so.
MOTHER: But you do not have the right.
SON: I can tell you have vex coursing through your veins at this point in time, mother, but I want you to know that what I did was a lesson that needed to be taught.
MOTHER: And pray tell, you forlorn fledgling, what lesson is learnt by breaking your brother’s tablet?
SON: That the world is cruel, harsh, savage -
MOTHER: Those adjectives are best suited for you, brood of mine.
SON: Speak louder, mother, my ears are burning.
MOTHER: Oh, continue your teachings, boy, I’m finding them most enthralling.
SON: As I was saying before I was so abruptly heckled, the world is meant for teachings of desolation. Whether the lesson be taught by the almighty hand of fate, some supreme being, or by someone who didn’t want their essence taken by a camera.
MOTHER: Ha!
SON: The seminar that I indoctrinated was an important one, mother.
MOTHER: Are you talking about ‘this’ picture?
SON: How on earth did you get that?
MOTHER: The cloud that me and your brother share knows all. It was saved onto our family Billo before you terminated the tablet…
Oh, no, boy, this shall remain with this family forever as a constant reminder of your wrongdoings unto your brother.
SON: I performed wrongdoings unto him?! … Inverse that statement, mother, then you have the truth in front of you!
MOTHER: He wronged you?
SON: HE LAUGHED AT MY DISTORTED IMAGE.
MOTHER: Me and your father laughed heartily at it too, boy.
SON: Father knows?!
MOTHER: Father knows, yes … and he has already started the shipment of Christmas cards.
SON: AHH! You’re showing the masses?
MOTHER: Be grateful that I did not show them the annihilated tablet. Let that fall on the noble men and women who are trying to right the wrongs that you performed unto the tablet, your brother, and your kinsfolk.
SON: If they restore it, I shall lay it to waste once again.
MOTHER: Then the image shall be sent for birthdays.
SON: AND AGAIN!
MOTHER: THE JUBILEE!
SON: AAND AGAIN!!
MOTHER: AT THE RRRAPTURE!
SON: There won’t be laughing amongst the assemblage, mother!
MOTHER: Oh?
SON: There will be charges brought amongst you for mistreating a minor!
MOTHER: There shall be laughing, boy, and perhaps I should start now, don’t you agree? Ah-ha, yes, very good!
SON: Discontinue!
MOTHER: Yes, yes, very amusing, yes!
SON: CONCLUDE THIS!
MOTHER: Ha Ha! The mirth I am experiencing is considerable in size.
SON: CEEEAAAASSSE!!!

SON: Stop laughing!
MOTHER: Sorry, you are very bad for breaking you brother’s iPad.
SON: But he made me look stupid.
MOTHER: It does look a bit funny though.
SON: MUUMM!

#tiktok
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 40255 Notes

lizardsister:

supermodelcats:

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you didn’t think i’d leave you behind, did you?

#kitties
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